The Press Corps
Thirty-two beat writers, one for every club, each with a long memory and a small territory. They publish five times a season and they do not answer to the national desk. Click a headline to read that club's dispatch.
May 24, 2032 · 32 of 32 clubs
Ice Conference
Sapphire Division
Baltimore Blue Crabs
Six losses in six tries against Somerville
Rosalind Feeney, Baltimore Ledger-Star
Boston Beacons
Three premium picks for a man who has not played a game
Marty Sowerby, The Beacon Report
Chicago Black Sox
From 12-2 to 21-27 in six weeks
Vera Nowak, Chicago City Wire
Montreal Machine
Dean Salvucci is hitting .193 and leads the league in home runs
Étienne Charbonneau, La Presse Sportive
New York Empire
Worst offense in baseball, and a farm system to match
Gil Amsterdam, New York Standard
Philadelphia Eagles
The Eagles were 4-13, and then they weren't
Frank Iacobelli, Philadelphia Bulletin
Somerville Moneyline
Somerville is 31-17 with nobody on the injured list
Priya Ranganathan, The Straight Line
Toronto Griffins
The office at the end of the hall is empty
Hollis Weir, Toronto Sporting Life
Jade Division
Cincinnati Regents
Three starters under 3.65, and a 28-20 record behind them
Wendell Barr, Cincinnati Register
Denver Dynamite
The defending champions are 22-26 and selling
Camille Ossorio, Denver Herald
Fort Collins Roosters
Last in home runs, last in steals, second in the division
Dale Kirkpatrick, Northern Colorado Sun
Galveston Gremlins
The cheapest contender in baseball
Ruthie Alcorn, The Galveston Grotto
Las Vegas High Rollers
The bullpen has thrown 261 innings. It is May.
Sonny Pardo, KVGS-AM and the Las Vegas Review
New Orleans Mudcats
The most-worked rotation in baseball, and a 20-28 record to show for it
Théo Delacroix, Times-Crescent
Rochester North Stars
A plus-34 run differential, and a losing record
Ada Brightbill, Rochester Post-Express
Tampa Bay Cannons
Tampa Bay spent twelve million dollars on draft picks and nobody noticed
Junior Escamilla, Bay Sports Daily
Fire Conference
Topaz Division
Huron Herons
A 13-2 start, and 33 games of evidence against it
Lorraine Petrosky, Huron Daily Beacon
Kansas City Scouts
Kansas City is 31-17 and nobody saw it coming
Corbin Dietrich, Kansas City Star-Journal
Memphis Blues
Seven one-run games. Seven losses.
Otis Frayne, Memphis Delta Times
Milwaukee Mobsters
Milwaukee is 32-16, and 11-2 in the games that were close
Danny Kolar, Milwaukee Sentinel-Press
Oklahoma City Outlaws
Why can Oklahoma City not win on the road?
Marguerite Yoo, The Oklahoman Sports Desk
San Juan Stogies
Seven men hurt, and the second-best offense in baseball anyway
Nélida Cruz Betancourt, El Nuevo Día Deportes
Southland Masked Bandits
A 6.62 rotation, and a farm system finally worth watching
Gerald Mabry, Southland Tribune
Virginia Rebels
Virginia started 0-6 and has been winning ever since
Bo Threadgill, Richmond Dispatch-Ledger
Ruby Division
Big Horn Rams
This Big Horn staff strikes out nobody, walks nobody, and works
Wesley Tallgrass, Sheridan Press and the Wyoming Wire
Mexico City Luchadores
Four relievers are carrying Mexico City. It is only May.
Ximena Ocampo Ruvalcaba, Récord Ciudad
Myrtle Beach Mermen
The best offense in baseball is on the 24th-biggest payroll
Cricket Hallorhan, Grand Strand Sports
Oahu Paddlers
Nobody told this island the rebuild was over
Kamalei Hoʻokano, Honolulu Star-Advertiser
Phoenix Firebirds
Phoenix outscores its opponents and keeps losing
Augie Salcido, Arizona Republic-Journal
San Diego Seals
One signing, no trades, and a season slipping away
Trina Bosanko, San Diego Union Post
Spokane Sasquatches
Spokane is 14-34 and its best arm is 22 at Triple-A
Hal Ondrusek, Spokane Chronicle
Vancouver Vandals
We strike out less than anybody in baseball and we cannot score
Simon Beaudry-Nash, Vancouver Ledger